Sporty Spice: Tee-Hee!

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad, like a spider monkey.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something evil that I must be involved in.


4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.


7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.


This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.


Friendship is like peeing your pants - everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.